Okay, we can all go home. The internet has been won. Like the xenophobic race to get the first man into space preceding it by about five decades, the Russians have, once again, beaten us.
In posting a music video for the song “Bad Motherfucker” by Biting Elbows, Mother Russia has defied all previous definitions of awesomeness in order to piss-burn her legacy all over my computer screen. I was saving that phrase in case Jesus came back and needed an incredibly foul “hype man,” but, well, good work today, commies.