A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts

“I tried this and now my girlfriend just broke up with me”
“Did he just say half of the men in the study didn't look at breasts for 5 years?!?”

Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts. Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.