Thursday, 1 September 2011
Named advisor on ’Sexual Matters’
The drunk announced to the bartender, "It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on ’Sexual Matters’ at my company."
"That sounds interesting. Does this mean you’ll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?"
"I’m not sure yet," he answered. "During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts, and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my ******* advice, they’d let me know."