Let's just take a second for the possibilities of that sentence to sink in (Nurse! The mind bleach!), while simultaneously taking a giant leap towards a world where Inner City Sumo and Monkey Tennis have left Coronation Street in the dust in the ratings war.
Amazingly, Tony and Jacqui's porn hour is not the diseased ramblings of a comedy writer after too much cheese, but a chance for the former home secretary to discuss her attitudes about the industry.
